Earlier this week, I was flippin through the back of a Folio Weekly (the alternative arts
weeklyin Jacksonville) while on the phone with my BFF. The personal ads caught my eye,
especially the “I Saw U” version. I had to share my favorite…

ARS HOTTIE
You’re my reason for coming to work.
Let’s have a fiesta under your sombrero.
Be the beef in my burrito and I’ll melt your nacho cheese.
Meet me under the stairs for a hot make-out session.
I love Pringles!

Note to self: Don’t frequent any two-story Taco Bells in Jacksonville anytime soon.